Some funny quotes---

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
*** Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.
*** Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
*** To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
*** Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else.
*** The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
*** The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.
*** To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
*** I have learned more about love, selflessness and human understanding in this great adventure in the world of AIDS than I ever did in the cut-throat, competitive world in which I spent my life.
*** Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
*** Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.
*** Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it.
*** Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fall in love.
*** Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. (Charlie Brown)
*** Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
*** What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
*** Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
*** Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.
*** I don't trust or love anyone. Because people are so creepy. Creepy creepy creeps. Creeping around. Creeping here and creeping there. Creeping everywhere. Crippity crappity creepies.
*** True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
*** The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.
*** Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.
*** That love at first sight should happen to me, was Life's most delicious revenge on a self-opinionated fool.
*** If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
*** A proof that experience is of no use, is that the end of one love does not prevent us from beginning another.
*** Respectable people do not write music or make love as a career.
*** Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.